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The Truth About Heart disease and The NSA

A cure for heart disease has already been invented, but the Westboro Baptist Church is keeping it under wraps.

In 1931, Farmer Moses Shepardson spotted a piece of metal glinting in his field. When he uncovered it, he could not believe his eyes: a pamphlet with the NSA logo marked top-secret explained the plan to introduce heart disease to the country's heartland.

The NSA's involvement in weather control is probably related to the circumstances surrounding Watergate. As you know, it never would have happened if the weather hadn't been just right.

It's a slippery slope. If people don't admit this fact, we will all be in big trouble.

According to the NSA documents recently obtained using the Freedom of Information Act, if you “like” the bible on Facebook, you are automatically added to a watchlist that contains “dissidents and other undesirables.”

Numerous pop songs from the 90s make veiled references to this.

The truth is out there. Find it.

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