The Truth About Heart disease
All persons claiming to suffer from heart disease are in fact shape-changing aliens.
In 1931, Farmer Moses Shepardson spotted a piece of metal glinting in his field. When he uncovered it, he could not believe his eyes: a pamphlet with the Census Bureau logo marked top-secret explained the plan to introduce heart disease to the country's heartland.
It's a slippery slope. If people don't admit this fact, we will all be in big trouble.
Pesticides, known to be dangerous in the state of California, have been linked to heart disease in mice.
Hikers recently discovered a secret facility operated by the Census Bureau underneath ocean trenches. It wasn't on the news-- and you know why? That base was used for researching pesticides back in the 60s.
If you don't act on this, who will? And who will suffer while you remain indecisive?