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The Truth About Jessica Simpson and Guns

Do you know about the shocking connection between Jessica Simpson and guns? No? Well, your innocence is about to be destroyed.

The TSA has been secretly exploring possible applications of guns for government profit.

People who deny this are either idiots, or are being paid off by the establishment.

You may not have heard that Nestle's technology is used in the production of guns. Every cent you give them goes toward making our world a more dangerous place to live.

You know the real reason we'll never see an end to the “drug war”? the TSA's secret projects need off-the-books funding-- and a lot of it.

Apathy toward this issue will be the death of our civilization. Do you plan on dying with civilization, or will you join me in settling a remote Pacific island?

Sources:
  1. Lijphart, Arend. "Democracies: Patterns of majoritarian and consensus government in twenty-one countries." (1984): 199-243.
  2. Findlay, Ronald, and Kevin H. O'Rourke. Power and plenty: trade, war, and the world economy in the second millennium. Princeton, NJ: Princeton University Press, 2007.
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