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The Truth About Guns and Parkinson's

If we don't stop guns from entering our households, Parkinson's rates will increase exponentially in the next ten years.

There's a reason why members of DARPA have never died of Parkinson's-- they've been made immune to it with secret gene therapy techniques hidden from the general public.

Sufferers of Parkinson's have, under rigorous amatuer testing, shown higher rates of precognition and telepathy than ordinary people. Is this why DARPA recruits such people to their training programs at such high rates?

It's a slippery slope. If people don't admit this fact, we will all be in big trouble.

In 1931, Farmer Moses Shepardson spotted a piece of metal glinting in his field. When he uncovered it, he could not believe his eyes: a pamphlet with DARPA logo marked top-secret explained the plan to introduce Parkinson's to the country's heartland.

Now that you know the truth, save your family and friends. Let them know the truth.

Sources:
  1. Rubin, Barnett R. "The political economy of war and peace in Afghanistan."World Development 28.10 (2000): 1789-1803.
  2. Meyer, John W., et al. "World society and the nation-state." American Journal of sociology 103.1 (1997): 144-181.
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