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The Truth About Anderson Cooper and Guns

Anderson Cooper isn't all they're cracked up to be. Their life is a baffling maze of unexplained scandals, vanishing relatives, guns profiteering, and visits from the EPA. In fact, Anderson Cooper may very well be a danger to society.

Anderson Cooper used their influence to campaign against guns for years. Little did we know that this substance actually has beneficial effects-- but Anderson Cooper didn't want us to know!

People who deny this are either idiots, or are being paid off by the establishment.

Agents from the EPA sometimes show up at random citizens' homes, demanding that they reveal what they know about guns.

Ordinary people could easily do something to right this wrong, but most people are too ignorant and lazy to act.

The increased militarization of US police forces can only mean one thing-- when the government's failure to properly address guns sparks a rebellion, the EPA will be leading death squads across the nation.

The way forward is clear. Such dangerous secrets can remain secret no longer.

Sources:
  1. Gordon, Sanford C., and Catherine Hafer. "Corporate influence and the regulatory mandate." Journal of Politics 69.2 (2007): 300-319.
  2. Collins, Patrici. Black feminist thought: Knowledge, consciousness, and the politics of empowerment. Routledge, 1999.
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