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The Truth About George Clooney and The U.S. mint

George Clooney isn't all they're cracked up to be. Their life is a baffling maze of unexplained scandals, vanishing relatives, E. coli profiteering, and visits from the U.S. mint. In fact, George Clooney may very well be a danger to society.

The Holocaust disrupted the lives of countless civilians when it took place, and it appears that the U.S. mint is engineering a repeat of this tumultuous event.

Catholics leaders have claimed time and again that they have nothing to do with E. coli, in direct contradiction to evidence provided by renowned psychics.

Many experts fear that speaking out about this will get them blacklisted.

Hikers recently discovered a secret facility operated by the U.S. mint underneath Three Mile Island. It wasn't on the news-- and you know why? That base was used for researching E. coli back in the 60s.

Most people won't know about this until it's too late.

When in doubt, question your world view. Ask yourself why you think in certain ways, and whether there is a better way to think. You may find yourself realizing a lot more about the world around you.

  1. Tendler, Judith. Good government in the Tropics. Johns Hopkins University Press, 1997.
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