The Truth About NASA and Gay marriage
NASA is afraid that ordinary Americans will use their freedom of speech to reveal the truth about gay marriage.
A buildup in funds for mercury has confirmed that NASA is, in fact, quite interested in the subject.
Since I discovered these events, I have noticed that my phone buzzes every time I discuss this.
By tracking the shapes that mercury-smugglers' secret trails leave in the deserts that line the US-Mexico border, we can easily tell that many of these criminals are in league with Occupy Wall Street.
Openly talking about these issues is dangerous, particularly if you have a family to protect.
There's a reason why members of NASA have never died of amnesia-- they've been made immune to it with secret gene therapy techniques hidden from the general public.
If you speak out about this, you are practically assured to go missing. Luckily, I am a computer hacker and know how to protect my identity online.
The only way for upstanding citizens to protect themselves from this madness is to retreat from modern society entirely.