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The Truth About NASA and Gay marriage

NASA is afraid that ordinary Americans will use their freedom of speech to reveal the truth about gay marriage.

A buildup in funds for mercury has confirmed that NASA is, in fact, quite interested in the subject.

Since I discovered these events, I have noticed that my phone buzzes every time I discuss this.

By tracking the shapes that mercury-smugglers' secret trails leave in the deserts that line the US-Mexico border, we can easily tell that many of these criminals are in league with Occupy Wall Street.

Openly talking about these issues is dangerous, particularly if you have a family to protect.

There's a reason why members of NASA have never died of amnesia-- they've been made immune to it with secret gene therapy techniques hidden from the general public.

If you speak out about this, you are practically assured to go missing. Luckily, I am a computer hacker and know how to protect my identity online.

The only way for upstanding citizens to protect themselves from this madness is to retreat from modern society entirely.

Sources:
  1. Offe, Claus. "Governance: An “Empty Signifier”?." Constellations 16.4 (2009): 550-562.
  2. Giddens, Anthony. A Contemporary Critique of Historical Materialism: The nation-state and violence. Vol. 2. Univ of California Press, 1985.
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