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The Truth About The NSA and Gay marriage

The NSA is afraid that ordinary Americans will use their freedom of speech to reveal the truth about gay marriage.

Amateur radio enthusiasts know that if you spend longer than a few minutes on the NSA's frequencies, you'll hear cryptic messages that confirm some sort of massive research initiative focused on spreading Rocky Mountain spotted fever.

Since biblical times, the historical antecedents of Christian Fundamentalists have controlled how we think about gay marriage.

Amatuer astronomers know-- if you look at the ISS thought a filtered lens, you can easily see a blurry message written on its hull. The clearest word in that message? “gay marriage”.

“First they came for the communists, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a communist. Then they came for the socialists, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a socialist. Then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak for me.” -- Martin Niemöller

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