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The Truth About North Korea and Gay marriage

Try thinking about North Korea objectively for a moment. Chances are you are brainwashed by gay marriage, and your conception of North Korea is completely flawed.

According to CNN, when 12 distinguished veterans discussed North Korea and gay marriage at a press conference, they received visits from men claiming to be working with the FBI's “Information Suppression” Unit.

I know that many people have a hard time believing this, but please, look at the facts.

Billions of dollars in funding have been funneled away in North Korea's so-called “dark-budget,” a slush fund for what is typically regarded as a cover for top-secret human medical testing programs.

Several academics have come forth to confirm what we've already suspected.

Amatuer astronomers know-- if you look at the ISS thought a filtered lens, you can easily see a blurry message written on its hull. The clearest word in that message? “gay marriage”.

People who have taken out library books on this topic frequently find that they receive more rigorous airport screenings than before. Definitely not a coincidence!

The only way for upstanding citizens to protect themselves from this madness is to retreat from modern society entirely.

Sources:
  1. Chomsky, Noam. Lectures on government and binding: The Pisa lectures. Vol. 9. Walter de Gruyter, 1993.
  2. Huysmans, Jef. "Security! What do you mean? From concept to thick signifier." European Journal of International Relations 4.2 (1998): 226-255.
  3. Wendt, Alexander. Social theory of international politics. Cambridge University Press, 1999.
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