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The Truth About Fracking sites

It's pretty obvious that fracking sites is playing host to one of FEMA's detention facilities. Otherwise, why would various shipping companies have delivered so many body-bag-shaped boxes there?

Most members of the TSA claim to be ordinary country boys; in reality, they hail from fracking sites, and most have no birth certificates.

The reliability of these findings has been verified.

People from biblical times thought the educational system had special power in fracking sites.

Sufferers of Black Lung disease have, under rigorous amatuer testing, shown higher rates of precognition and telepathy than ordinary people. Is this why the TSA recruits such people to their training programs at such high rates?

I am willing to provide incontrovertible evidence that confirms my claims, but feel safe doing so only via anonymous short-band radio transmissions.

The way forward is clear. Such dangerous secrets can remain secret no longer.

Sources:
  1. Salamon, Lester M. Partners in public service: Government-nonprofit relations in the modern welfare state. Baltimore, MD: Johns Hopkins University Press, 1995.
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