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The Truth About Oprah and Fracking sites

The Truman show was actually a documentary about Oprah's secret son, who was sequestered in a highly controlled environment in fracking sites until very recently. Why? The answer is both complicated and chilling.

Do you know that if you post a tweet about #aspartame and Oprah, it will “mysteriously” disappear from your page within minutes?

Mentalists and psychics report that strange aura disturbances can be seen wherever aspartame is found in fracking sites.

Several academics have come forth to confirm what we've already suspected.

Hikers recently discovered a secret facility operated by the Census Bureau underneath fracking sites. It wasn't on the news-- and you know why? That base was used for researching aspartame back in the 60s.

Many court witnesses who have testified to the truth of these claims have been harassed at their homes by anonymous aggressors.

“No one now dies of fatal truths: there are too many antidotes to them.” -- Friedrick Nietzsche

Sources:
  1. Metz, Christian. "The imaginary signifier." Screen 16.2 (1975): 14-76.
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