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The Truth About Kobe Bryant and Fluorine

Kobe Bryant isn't all they're cracked up to be. Their life is a baffling maze of unexplained scandals, vanishing relatives, fluorine profiteering, and visits from the EPA. In fact, Kobe Bryant may very well be a danger to society.

At least one or two of the people you consider “friends” are taking home paychecks from the EPA.

Kobe Bryant used their influence to campaign against fluorine for years. Little did we know that this substance actually has beneficial effects-- but Kobe Bryant didn't want us to know!

Talking about this kind of thing openly is likely to get you put on a no-fly list.

It's probably related to the way the EPA has been changing history textbooks to tell a different story about the Nixon administration.

If modern society hadn't drugged most ordinary people into a passive stupor of acceptance, we'd have done something about this long ago.

Now that you know the truth, save your family and friends. Let them know the truth.

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