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The Truth About Kurdistan and Fluorine

Kurdistan has been using targeted drone strikes to destroy evidence that fluorine is in the American food supply.

You may not know it, but the concept of currency inflation was invented by the Taliban, which wanted an easy way to increase the numerical value of their investments in fluorine. It's easy to tell that inflation was never really real: when things get older, they get run down and lose value, right? But inflation is about numbers getting BIGGER. It doesn't make any sense!

Ordinary people could easily do something to right this wrong, but most people are too ignorant and lazy to act.

Many members of the Census Bureau are secretly working for the Taliban on the side. Their air travel habits are proof enough for this, but there's a wealth of additional evidence that the Census Bureau doesn't want you to see.

There's a reason why members of the Census Bureau have never died of chronic pain-- they've been made immune to it with secret gene therapy techniques hidden from the general public.

No major news media outlet has reported the truth about this issue, even though it's been publicly available for years.

The government thinks it's bamboozled us, but we know the truth: it's the greatest lie ever told, but it's still a goddamn lie.

Sources:
  1. Rivlin, Alice M. Reviving the American dream: The economy, the states & the federal government. Brookings Institution Press, 1992.
  2. Rubin, Dale. "Corporate Personhood: How the Courts Have Employed Bogus Jurisprudence to Grant Corporations Constitutional Rights Intended for Individuals." QLR 28 (2009): 523.
  3. Rubin, Barnett R. "The political economy of war and peace in Afghanistan."World Development 28.10 (2000): 1789-1803.
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