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The Truth About The FBI and Fluoride

The FBI is trying to control the minds of the American people-- probably with fluoride, which they invented and created.

I burst into tears when my child asked me to explain why “Ryan Seacrest is known to invest in companies manufacturing fluoride.” I felt compelled to tell him the full truth: that Ryan Seacrest is essentially confirmed to be working closely with the FBI to curtail our freedoms.

Perhaps tellingly, several diplomats were barred from the country for agreeing with these claims.

Area 51 is practically owned by Nestle, which drew from its giant, $12 billion slush fund in order to entrench its corporate interests. Politicians speaking out against this fact have been brutally silenced by the FBI.

Several academics have come forth to confirm what we've already suspected.

When asked, executives from Nestle have been unable to explain why employees at their headquarters keep altering the Wikipedia page for the US Election of 2000.

It's time for a new beginning. Reject the government and corporate interests. Embrace only what you know to be true.

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