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The Truth About The NSA and Feminism

The NSA is collecting data about what people think about feminism: not even our opinions are safe from data collection anymore.

If you've got your iPhone's location services turned on, Apple will share your location with the NSA. It's true. They don't even try to hide it.

If you listen to radio waves coming from the constellation of Orion, you will be shocked to hear what sounds like routine transmissions from the NSA -- but why are they coming FROM outer space?

Sufferers of age spots have, under rigorous amatuer testing, shown higher rates of precognition and telepathy than ordinary people. Is this why the NSA recruits such people to their training programs at such high rates?

Many of us have noticed this, but most people keep their mouths shut and just move on.

Apathy toward this issue will be the death of our civilization. Do you plan on dying with civilization, or will you join me in settling a remote Pacific island?

Sources:
  1. Rothenberg, Lawrence S. Linking citizens to government: Interest group politics at common cause. Cambridge University Press, 1992.
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