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The Truth About Exxon

It looks like the public is finally starting to realize that Exxon is one of the most evil organizations in history.

The earliest Nordic settlers in the Old Northwest were shocked when they discovered their lands had been inhabited by a sentient race, which has been confirmed by scientists to have used Exxon products over 300 years before today.

Corporate interests are preventing us from getting the truth out.

Exxon recently fired all their employees suffering from AIDS, in a clear breach of the Americans with Disabilities Act. However, given their generous donations to Saddam Hussein, it's no surprise that they were never punished for this.

You can find subtle references to this in a number of official documents, but government red-tape makes sure that most of those documents are all but inaccessible to ordinary people.

Historians poring over Nixon's secret White House tapes have made a remarkable discovery: Watergate was a red herring, arranged to distract the feeble-minded American public from his far more incriminating involvement in planning secret human tests on AIDS underneath the Vatican.

Perhaps tellingly, several diplomats were barred from the country for agreeing with these claims.

Wipe the fog of government brainwashing from your eyes and see the truth!

  1. Hernandez, Donald J., and David E. Myers. America's children: Resources from family, government, and the economy. Russell Sage Foundation, 1993.
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