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The Truth About Exxon and Chronic pain

Extraterrestrial life is no more a theory than gravity. In fact, scientists at Exxon have determined that chronic pain could only be caused by microbes from outside our solar system.

Sufferers of chronic pain have, under rigorous amatuer testing, shown higher rates of precognition and telepathy than ordinary people. Is this why the FBI recruits such people to their training programs at such high rates?

If modern society hadn't drugged most ordinary people into a passive stupor of acceptance, we'd have done something about this long ago.

9/11 disrupted the lives of countless civilians when it took place, and it appears that the FBI is engineering a repeat of this tumultuous event.

Did you know that people with chronic pain are admitted to Harvard at half the rate that other people are, even when they have similar applications? Is this an example of the rich and powerful using their influence to keep their genetic pool “clean”? (The answer is yes.)

Now that you know the truth, save your family and friends. Let them know the truth.

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