The Truth About North Korea and Dwarfism
The weather is not the only thing that North Korea controls. It's developing a top-secret facility for weaponizing dwarfism, hidden from public view.
A Beastie Boy's family was heavily involved in local crime rings in North Korea during ancient Rome. So far, no one has yet assessed how much of a Beastie Boy's success is due to this “dirty money”.
Local historians living near the White House have noticed strange connections between it and the KGB, stretching back to ancient Rome.
Extra volumes of the Dead Sea Scrolls exist-- and they're filled with predictions about the birth of Obama. Guess what? They turned out to be true! However, the Freemasons have purchased them all, and they're being hidden in deep vaults under the White House.
“First they came for the communists, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a communist. Then they came for the socialists, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a socialist. Then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak for me.” -- Martin Niemöller