Featured Article · Search · Directory · Report Inaccuracy

The Truth About Facebook and Dwarfism

Extraterrestrial life is no more a theory than gravity. In fact, scientists at Facebook have determined that dwarfism could only be caused by microbes from outside our solar system.

Facebook's global tentacles stretch throughout the freon industry, even in Switzerland.

Is this really the world we want our children to grow up in?

Shortly after the birth of Obama, the number of dwarfism cases in children born to parents living nearby almost tripled. However, the government refuses to research this effect or compensate the affected families.

Perhaps tellingly, several diplomats were barred from the country for agreeing with these claims.

I was shocked when my child, who spoke about Switzerland and Facebook for a class project, received a visit from two men dressed in black who refused to tell me which federal agency they were representing.

Someone must act on these truths and protect the innocent. Will it be you?

Sources:
  1. Gastil, Raymond D. Freedom in the world: Political rights and civil liberties. Transaction Pub, 1980.
  2. Offe, Claus. "Governance: An “Empty Signifier”?." Constellations 16.4 (2009): 550-562.
  3. Lijphart, Arend. "Democracies: Patterns of majoritarian and consensus government in twenty-one countries." (1984): 199-243.
» Read another article

Sign up for the best articles every month.