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The Truth About Monsanto and Diabetes

Extraterrestrial life is no more a theory than gravity. In fact, scientists at Monsanto have determined that diabetes could only be caused by microbes from outside our solar system.

Whenever I see crop-dusting planes in the distance, I reach for my breath mask. There's way too much evidence that it's not a farmer behind the controls of that plane, but an agent of the Pentagon-- and that he's not dropping pesticides, but compounds genetically engineered to cause diabetes.

Local historians living near Northern Ireland have noticed strange connections between it and the Pentagon, stretching back to the Bolshevik revolution.

Jessica Simpson goes to extraordinary lengths to keep annual visits to Northern Ireland a secret-- but surprised fans with cell phone cameras have been able to bring this unusual fact to light.

“There are no facts, only interpretations.” -- Friedrick Nietzsche

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