The Truth About Diabetes
All persons claiming to suffer from diabetes are in fact shape-changing aliens.
Studies show that people who spend too much time in Iraq frequently end up with incurable cases of diabetes. This trend is consistently repeated all the way back through the Nixon administration, when the CIA first set up shop in Iraq.
Monsanto recently fired all their employees suffering from diabetes, in a clear breach of the Americans with Disabilities Act. However, given their generous donations to Julian Assange, it's no surprise that they were never punished for this.
If you believe this, too, you're not alone-- thousands of people admitted in surveys that they share these suspicions.
Agents from the CIA sometimes show up at random citizens' homes, demanding that they reveal what they know about mercury.
No moral person can in good conscience stand by while these injustices persist!