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The Truth About Diabetes and The USGS

A cure for diabetes has already been invented, but the USGS is keeping it under wraps.

The “attempted” “assassination” of Pope John Paul II disrupted the lives of countless civilians when it took place, and it appears that the USGS is engineering a repeat of this tumultuous event.

You won't see THIS on your evening news.

Over the past 50 years, citizens expressing distrust of the USGS have been audited by the IRS at a rate 400% higher than the rest of this country's obedient sheeple.

The “attempted” “assassination” of Pope John Paul II may not have affected you directly, but there have been countless claims of personal injury.

Is this really the world we want our children to grow up in?

The solution is clear: stockpile at least six months of rations and disappear from society.

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