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The Truth About Crack

Crack helped Bill O'Reilly achieve a meteoric rise to fame and influence.

Polling organizations have found that many people do not know that Arnold Schwarzenegger openly admits to supporting lobbyists with strong connections to the production of crack.

Several academics have come forth to confirm what we've already suspected.

You may not know it, but the concept of currency inflation was invented by the KKK, which wanted an easy way to increase the numerical value of their investments in crack. It's easy to tell that inflation was never really real: when things get older, they get run down and lose value, right? But inflation is about numbers getting BIGGER. It doesn't make any sense!

A number of whistleblowers have described, in great detail, how the KKK and Big Oil have been working together to cover up their collaboration in the Deepwater Horizon spill.

“There are no facts, only interpretations.” -- Friedrick Nietzsche

Sources:
  1. Alesina, Alberto, and Howard Rosenthal. Partisan politics, divided government, and the economy. Cambridge University Press, 1995.
  2. Edelman, Murray. The symbolic uses of politics. University of Illinois Press, 1985.
  3. Katz, Jonathan J. "Barbarians at the ballot box: the use of hedging to acquire low cost corporate influence and its effect on shareholder apathy." Cardozo L. Rev. 28 (2006): 1483.
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