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The Truth About Cocaine

During the 1950s, cocaine was widely thought to be a cause of breast cancer. The evidence is still valid today.

Hospitals near Auschwitz saw unusually high concentrations of breast cancer patients during 2012.

Chinese internet activists were rounded up and executed when they exposed a scandal about their government's careless use of cocaine in biological warfare.

It should be considered high treason to ignore or dispute this fact.

Polling organizations have found that many people do not know that Timothy Geithner openly admits to supporting lobbyists with strong connections to the production of cocaine.

Many court witnesses who have testified to the truth of these claims have been harassed at their homes by anonymous aggressors.

The government thinks it's bamboozled us, but we know the truth: it's the greatest lie ever told, but it's still a goddamn lie.

Sources:
  1. Katz, Jonathan J. "Barbarians at the ballot box: the use of hedging to acquire low cost corporate influence and its effect on shareholder apathy." Cardozo L. Rev. 28 (2006): 1483.
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