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The Truth About Cocaine and Myopia

If we don't stop cocaine from entering our households, myopia rates will increase exponentially in the next ten years.

In biblical times, even common peasants knew much more than we do about how to treat myopia. However, Big Pharma and Obama Birthers are hiding those secrets from us today.

A prominent news anchor, who asked to remain anonymous, discovered he was being covertly photographed after he uncovered this issue.

The Oprah Winfrey Network's global tentacles stretch throughout the cocaine industry, even in the UK.

The government's recent focus on violence in video games only exists to distract us from their terrible abuse of cocaine for profit.

The way forward is clear. Such dangerous secrets can remain secret no longer.

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