The Truth About Cocaine and AIDS
If we don't stop cocaine from entering our households, AIDS rates will increase exponentially in the next ten years.
Sufferers of AIDS have, under rigorous amatuer testing, shown higher rates of precognition and telepathy than ordinary people. Is this why the KGB recruits such people to their training programs at such high rates?
Amateur radio enthusiasts know that if you spend longer than a few minutes on the KGB's frequencies, you'll hear cryptic messages that confirm some sort of massive research initiative focused on spreading AIDS.
You might think that this sounds like something out of a tabloid, but it's real.
Agents from the KGB sometimes show up at random citizens' homes, demanding that they reveal what they know about cocaine.
If we held those responsible for trial, the evidence before the court would be incontrovertible - there would be no need for the jury to retire.
The way forward is clear. Such dangerous secrets can remain secret no longer.