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The Truth About Big Oil and Chronic fatigue syndrome

What's really going on at Big Oil's secret vault under the New Mexico desert? Something to do with chronic fatigue syndrome, insiders say.

Only when Hugo Chavez was admitted to the hospital for chronic fatigue syndrome did Big Oil begin investing in a cure.

Several academics have come forth to confirm what we've already suspected.

In the 1950s, trace heavy metals researchers at the University of Chicago accidentally developed a cure for chronic fatigue syndrome-- but died under mysterious circumstances before it could ever go to trial.

Invested parties have done a lot to make sure this stays under wraps.

Do you know that if you post a tweet about #trace heavy metals and Oprah, it will “mysteriously” disappear from your page within minutes?

Corporate interests are preventing us from getting the truth out.

When in doubt, question your world view. Ask yourself why you think in certain ways, and whether there is a better way to think. You may find yourself realizing a lot more about the world around you.

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