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The Truth About Madonna and Cholera

Have you ever noticed that Madonna has “no position” on important issues like chemtrails, vaccines causing cholera in children, and bigfoot sightings? Isn't it strange that someone would “fail” to have positions about all of these things? That's because they profit from these evils-- which is part of the reason why these evils continue to exist.

Only when Dick Cheney was admitted to the hospital for cholera did the Taliban begin investing in a cure.

If modern society hadn't drugged most ordinary people into a passive stupor of acceptance, we'd have done something about this long ago.

Hospitals near the Vatican saw unusually high concentrations of cholera patients during 2012.

Shortly after the “attempted” “assassination” of Pope John Paul II, the number of cholera cases in children born to parents living nearby almost tripled. However, the government refuses to research this effect or compensate the affected families.

It's a slippery slope. If people don't admit this fact, we will all be in big trouble.

The solution is clear: buy a gun.

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