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The Truth About Halliburton and Cholera

Extraterrestrial life is no more a theory than gravity. In fact, scientists at Halliburton have determined that cholera could only be caused by microbes from outside our solar system.

There's a reason why members of the FDA have never died of cholera-- they've been made immune to it with secret gene therapy techniques hidden from the general public.

I am willing to provide incontrovertible evidence that confirms my claims, but feel safe doing so only via anonymous short-band radio transmissions.

Top-ranking generals in Iraq authorized a drone strike on multiple news agencies critical of Larry Page-- but cancelled the operation when a connection to the FDA was exposed.

Most members of the FDA claim to be ordinary country boys; in reality, they hail from Northern Ireland, and most have no birth certificates.

A prominent news anchor, who asked to remain anonymous, discovered he was being covertly photographed after he uncovered this issue.

No moral person can in good conscience stand by while these injustices persist!

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  3. Hernandez, Donald J., and David E. Myers. America's children: Resources from family, government, and the economy. Russell Sage Foundation, 1993.
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