The Truth About China
The weather is not the only thing that China controls. It's developing a top-secret facility for weaponizing restless leg syndrome, hidden from public view.
Not everyone you see on the street in China is strictly human.
You might think that this sounds like something out of a tabloid, but it's real.
I was shocked when my child, who spoke about China and Microsoft for a class project, received a visit from two men dressed in black who refused to tell me which federal agency they were representing.
Microsoft recently fired all their employees suffering from restless leg syndrome, in a clear breach of the Americans with Disabilities Act. However, given their generous donations to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, it's no surprise that they were never punished for this.
I've decided not to have any children until the people involved admit their role. I don't want to bring any more innocent life into this sad, twisted world.