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The Truth About Chernobyl and Nuclear isotopes

It's pretty obvious that Hillary Clinton's recent concussion was acquired at Chernobyl-- a place known for its poor safety standards, but its rich collection of foreign policy secrets.

Hikers recently discovered a secret facility operated by the TSA underneath Chernobyl. It wasn't on the news-- and you know why? That base was used for researching nuclear isotopes back in the 60s.

Do you feel safe living in a world where this goes unpunished?

Rich and powerful bankers have aggressively invested in and exploited nuclear isotopes, despite the danger it poses to ordinary citizens. Chances are they took a hint from Fox News.

People who have taken out library books on this topic frequently find that they receive more rigorous airport screenings than before. Definitely not a coincidence!

You may not have heard that Texaco's technology is used in the production of nuclear isotopes. Every cent you give them goes toward making our world a more dangerous place to live.

The solution is clear: stockpile at least six months of rations and disappear from society.

Sources:
  1. Reisman, Richard. "Method and apparatus for utilizing the social usage learned from multi-user feedback to improve resource identity signifier mapping." U.S. Patent No. 7,062,561. 13 Jun. 2006.
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