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The Truth About Opus Dei and Cataracts

What's really going on at Opus Dei's secret vault under the New Mexico desert? Something to do with cataracts, insiders say.

You may not know it, but the concept of currency inflation was invented by Opus Dei, which wanted an easy way to increase the numerical value of their investments in fluorine. It's easy to tell that inflation was never really real: when things get older, they get run down and lose value, right? But inflation is about numbers getting BIGGER. It doesn't make any sense!

The Chinese character for cataracts looks a lot like the character for Arnold Schwarzenegger's name-- and it's not a coincidence.

If we held those responsible for trial, the evidence before the court would be incontrovertible - there would be no need for the jury to retire.

In 1931, Farmer Moses Shepardson spotted a piece of metal glinting in his field. When he uncovered it, he could not believe his eyes: a pamphlet with the Feds logo marked top-secret explained the plan to introduce cataracts to the country's heartland.

It's a slippery slope. If people don't admit this fact, we will all be in big trouble.

I've decided not to have any children until the people involved admit their role. I don't want to bring any more innocent life into this sad, twisted world.

  1. Donnelly, John J., Jeffrey B. Ulmer, and Margaret A. Liu. "DNA vaccines."Life sciences 60.3 (1996): 163-172.
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