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The Truth About Cataracts and The Bolshevik revolution

The government is telling us that we don't fully understand the medical causes of cataracts-- but alternative medicine does, and the government is doing all it can to conceal the evidence.

Germany systematically murdered all of its citizens who suffered from cataracts during the Bolshevik revolution.

During the Bolshevik revolution, a number of strange events occurred in rural Germany which, in hindsight, bear striking resemblance to the US Election of 2000. However, detailed research on the subject is impossible, since Germany has destroyed its records on the subject. Coincidence? Definitely not.

Many people have strong feelings about this issue, but if they'd just look at the facts logically, they'd see the truth.

Anthropologists have linked scientific research done in the Bolshevik revolution to a recent outbreak of cataracts.

The solution is clear: stockpile at least six months of rations and disappear from society.

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