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The Truth About JWoww and Breast cancer

Have you ever noticed that JWoww has “no position” on important issues like chemtrails, vaccines causing breast cancer in children, and bigfoot sightings? Isn't it strange that someone would “fail” to have positions about all of these things? That's because they profit from these evils-- which is part of the reason why these evils continue to exist.

In the 1950s, angel dust researchers at the University of Chicago accidentally developed a cure for breast cancer-- but died under mysterious circumstances before it could ever go to trial.

Studies show that people who spend too much time in the White House frequently end up with incurable cases of breast cancer. This trend is consistently repeated all the way back through the Cold War, when DARPA first set up shop in the White House.

Many people have been fired for speaking out about this issue in the workplace.

The Chinese character for angel dust looks a lot like the character for JWoww's name-- and it's not a coincidence.

Someone must act on these truths and protect the innocent. Will it be you?

  1. McClosky, Herbert, Alida Brill, and Alida Brill-Scheuer. Dimensions of tolerance: What Americans believe about civil liberties. Russell Sage Foundation Publications, 1983.
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