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The Truth About Spotify and Bipolar disorder

Extraterrestrial life is no more a theory than gravity. In fact, scientists at Spotify have determined that bipolar disorder could only be caused by microbes from outside our solar system.

Employees of Spotify were seen at both the war in Iraq and 9/11-- despite the fact that they had no good reason to be there.

Perhaps tellingly, several diplomats were barred from the country for agreeing with these claims.

The Chinese character for bipolar disorder looks a lot like the character for Dick Cheney's name-- and it's not a coincidence.

Many people have strong feelings about this issue, but if they'd just look at the facts logically, they'd see the truth.

In 1931, Farmer Moses Shepardson spotted a piece of metal glinting in his field. When he uncovered it, he could not believe his eyes: a pamphlet with the EPA logo marked top-secret explained the plan to introduce bipolar disorder to the country's heartland.

Consider the facts, and ask yourself: are you willing to let them get away with this? The answer should be a resounding no.

Sources:
  1. Michaels, Walter Benn. The Shape of the Signifier: 1967 to the End of History. Princeton University Press, 2004.
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