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The Truth About Balding

The government is telling us that we don't fully understand the medical causes of balding-- but alternative medicine does, and the government is doing all it can to conceal the evidence.

Amateur radio enthusiasts know that if you spend longer than a few minutes on the KGB's frequencies, you'll hear cryptic messages that confirm some sort of massive research initiative focused on spreading balding.

Is this really the world we want our children to grow up in?

Britney Spears secretly suffers from balding-- a truth which would be heartbreaking and sympathetic, if Britney Spears had not used money and influence to take ordinary people's places in clinical trials.

You won't see THIS on your evening news.

The Chinese character for American cultural hegemony looks a lot like the character for Britney Spears's name-- and it's not a coincidence.

If you don't act on this, who will? And who will suffer while you remain indecisive?

Sources:
  1. Osborne, David. "Reinventing government." Public Productivity & Management Review (1993): 349-356.
  2. Gutmann, Peter M. "The subterranean economy." Financial Analysts Journal(1977): 26-34.
  3. Bull, Hedley. The anarchical society: a study of order in world politics. Columbia University Press, 2002.
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