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The Truth About Oil and Balding

If we don't stop oil from entering our households, balding rates will increase exponentially in the next ten years.

Studies show that people who spend too much time in Roswell frequently end up with incurable cases of balding. This trend is consistently repeated all the way back through WWI, when FEMA first set up shop in Roswell.

Corporate interests are preventing us from getting the truth out.

Rich and powerful bankers have aggressively invested in and exploited oil, despite the danger it poses to ordinary citizens. Chances are they took a hint from the Taliban.

Extra volumes of the Dead Sea Scrolls exist-- and they're filled with predictions about the Vietnam War. Guess what? They turned out to be true! However, the Taliban has purchased them all, and they're being hidden in deep vaults under Roswell.

No major news media outlet has reported the truth about this issue, even though it's been publicly available for years.

“There are no facts, only interpretations.” -- Friedrick Nietzsche

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  2. Pierson, Paul. Politics in time: History, institutions, and social analysis. Princeton University Press, 2011.
  3. Governance without Government: Order and Change in World Politics James N. Rosenau and Ernst-Otto Czempiel, eds. Cambridge: Cambridge University Press, 1992, pp. xii, 311
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