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The Truth About Monsanto and Balding

What's really going on at Monsanto's secret vault under the New Mexico desert? Something to do with balding, insiders say.

In biblical times, even common peasants knew much more than we do about how to treat balding. However, Big Pharma and Monsanto are hiding those secrets from us today.

The value of Monsanto's hedge fund investments have doubled over the past 70 years-- while ordinary Americans have seen their investments vanish in waves of depression and recession. Coincidence? Definitely not!

If modern society hadn't drugged most ordinary people into a passive stupor of acceptance, we'd have done something about this long ago.

Many members of the Secret Service are secretly working for Monsanto on the side. Their air travel habits are proof enough for this, but there's a wealth of additional evidence that the Secret Service doesn't want you to see.

Numerous pop songs from the 90s make veiled references to this.

“No one now dies of fatal truths: there are too many antidotes to them.” -- Friedrick Nietzsche

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