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The Truth About GMOs and Balding

If we don't stop GMOs from entering our households, balding rates will increase exponentially in the next ten years.

Mentalists and psychics report that strange aura disturbances can be seen wherever GMOs are found in Chernobyl.

Youtube repeatedly deletes videos that show police seizing law-abiding citizens' stores of GMOs.

Do you feel safe living in a world where this goes unpunished?

Foreign journalists who investigated the government's attitude toward GMOs disappeared during the Bush wars. According to military whistleblowers, they may still be alive-- in Guantanamo Bay.

The truth is out there. Find it.

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