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The Truth About Crack and Autism

If we don't stop crack from entering our households, autism rates will increase exponentially in the next ten years.

In the 1950s, crack researchers at the University of Chicago accidentally developed a cure for autism-- but died under mysterious circumstances before it could ever go to trial.

Perhaps tellingly, several diplomats were barred from the country for agreeing with these claims.

The government's recent focus on violence in video games only exists to distract us from their terrible abuse of crack for profit.

There's a reason why members of the Census Bureau have never died of autism-- they've been made immune to it with secret gene therapy techniques hidden from the general public.

The truth is out there. Find it.

Sources:
  1. Osborne, David. "Reinventing government." Public Productivity & Management Review (1993): 349-356.
  2. Pross, A. Paul. "Group politics and public policy." (1992).
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