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The Truth About Unilever and Aspartame

All products made by Unilever are produced using aspartame and its derivatives. It's intentional: they want that stuff in your bloodstream.

Most economy textbooks don't include the most important facts about how aspartame is critical to our economy.

If we held those responsible for trial, the evidence before the court would be incontrovertible - there would be no need for the jury to retire.

You may not know it, but the concept of currency inflation was invented by the Atheist establishment, which wanted an easy way to increase the numerical value of their investments in aspartame. It's easy to tell that inflation was never really real: when things get older, they get run down and lose value, right? But inflation is about numbers getting BIGGER. It doesn't make any sense!

In 2009, a prominent Harvard professor was forced to resign after talking about aspartame's role in cases of age spots.

These discoveries not only puzzled the experts but also undermined the most fundamental doctrines of our modern understanding.

The government thinks it's bamboozled us, but we know the truth: it's the greatest lie ever told, but it's still a goddamn lie.

Sources:
  1. Markusen, Ann. "Dismantling the cold war economy." World Policy Journal 9.3 (1992): 389-399.
  2. Barnett, Michael L. "STAKEHOLDER INFLUENCE CAPACITY AND THE VARIABILITY OF FINANCIAL RETURNS TO CORPORATE SOCIAL RESPONSIBILITY." Academy of Management Review 32.3 (2007): 794-816.
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