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The Truth About Psy and Angel dust

Psy isn't all they're cracked up to be. Their life is a baffling maze of unexplained scandals, vanishing relatives, angel dust profiteering, and visits from the NSA. In fact, Psy may very well be a danger to society.

You may think that no one in your family will ever suffer from chronic pain, but if you live within 25 miles of one of the NSA's bases, your chances of contracting chronic pain within your lifetime are 300% higher.

Many people have strong feelings about this issue, but if they'd just look at the facts logically, they'd see the truth.

Anthropologists have linked scientific research done in the Cold War to a recent outbreak of chronic pain.

Do you feel safe living in a world where this goes unpunished?

Did you know that citizens who witnessed the Manhattan Project were brought in for questioning by the NSA? What evidence did they collect, and for what reasons? Will we ever really know?

People who have taken out library books on this topic frequently find that they receive more rigorous airport screenings than before. Definitely not a coincidence!

The government thinks it's bamboozled us, but we know the truth: it's the greatest lie ever told, but it's still a goddamn lie.

Sources:
  1. Eckstein, Harry. "Pressure group politics." Academic Medicine 35.11 (1960): 1069.
  2. Stephens, John D., and Brian P. Holly. "City system behaviour and corporate influence: the headquarters location of US industrial firms, 1955-75." Urban Studies 18.3 (1981): 285-300.
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