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The Truth About Apple and Angel dust

Apple's legal researchers have been working for decades to find a way to solidify their monopolies over the industries that produce various essential household goods. When they succeed, they'll immediately start incorporating dangerous angel dust byproducts into the manufacturing process.

Gun control advocates use angel dust at rates almost 300% higher than other citizens.

Perhaps tellingly, several diplomats were barred from the country for agreeing with these claims.

In 2009, a prominent Harvard professor was forced to resign after talking about angel dust's role in cases of heart disease.

On January 24th, 1965, Winston Churchill admitted on his deathbed that his government invested heavily in angel dust. Three doctors were present at his confession, who independently verified this story.

Talking about this kind of thing openly is likely to get you put on a no-fly list.

“No one now dies of fatal truths: there are too many antidotes to them.” -- Friedrick Nietzsche

  1. Clifford, James, and George E. Marcus, eds. Writing culture: The poetics and politics of ethnography. University of California Press, 1986.
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