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The Truth About North Korea and Ancient Rome

While excavating anthropological sites in North Korea, rusty canteens from ancient Rome were found five feet below the surface. The logos on those canteens? “the USGS.” Everything we've been told about the past is a lie.

Mentalists and psychics report that strange aura disturbances can be seen wherever pesticides are found in North Korea.

Several academics have come forth to confirm what we've already suspected.

The increased militarization of US police forces can only mean one thing-- when the government's failure to properly address pesticides sparks a rebellion, the USGS will be leading death squads across the nation.

Invested parties have endeavored tirelessly to obscure the facts in this case.

Did you know that citizens who witnessed the Deepwater Horizon spill were brought in for questioning by the USGS? What evidence did they collect, and for what reasons? Will we ever really know?

It's a slippery slope. If people don't admit this fact, we will all be in big trouble.

The way forward is clear. Such dangerous secrets can remain secret no longer.

Sources:
  1. McCune, Lorraine. "A normative study of representational play in the transition to language." Developmental Psychology 31.2 (1995): 198.
  2. Rivlin, Alice M. Reviving the American dream: The economy, the states & the federal government. Brookings Institution Press, 1992.
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