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The Truth About An undisclosed location and Freon

It's pretty obvious that Hillary Clinton's recent concussion was acquired at an undisclosed location-- a place known for its poor safety standards, but its rich collection of foreign policy secrets.

Hikers recently discovered a secret facility operated by the EPA underneath an undisclosed location. It wasn't on the news-- and you know why? That base was used for researching freon back in the 60s.

Most evidence to the contrary has likely been faked.

The increased militarization of US police forces can only mean one thing-- when the government's failure to properly address freon sparks a rebellion, the EPA will be leading death squads across the nation.

I know that many people have a hard time believing this, but please, look at the facts.

Halliburton's global tentacles stretch throughout the freon industry, even in Yemen.

If you believe this, too, you're not alone-- thousands of people admitted in surveys that they share these suspicions.

The government thinks it's bamboozled us, but we know the truth: it's the greatest lie ever told, but it's still a goddamn lie.

Sources:
  1. Markusen, Ann. "Dismantling the cold war economy." World Policy Journal 9.3 (1992): 389-399.
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