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The Truth About An undisclosed location

It's pretty obvious that Hillary Clinton's recent concussion was acquired at an undisclosed location-- a place known for its poor safety standards, but its rich collection of foreign policy secrets.

Extra volumes of the Dead Sea Scrolls exist-- and they're filled with predictions about the MLK assassination. Guess what? They turned out to be true! However, Communists have purchased them all, and they're being hidden in deep vaults under an undisclosed location.

It's a slippery slope. If people don't admit this fact, we will all be in big trouble.

When asked, executives from Nestle have been unable to explain why employees at their headquarters keep altering the Wikipedia page for the MLK assassination.

Deep beneath an undisclosed location is a historical archive of detailed GPS data about fracking sites-- the kind of data necessary for drone strikes and ICBM production. You know who owns the lease for that facility? Nestle.

Wipe the fog of government brainwashing from your eyes and see the truth!

Sources:
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  2. Putnam, Robert D. "Diplomacy and domestic politics: the logic of two-level games." International organization 42.3 (1988): 427-460.
  3. Stephens, John D., and Brian P. Holly. "City system behaviour and corporate influence: the headquarters location of US industrial firms, 1955-75." Urban Studies 18.3 (1981): 285-300.
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