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The Truth About An undisclosed location and The KGB

It's pretty obvious that Hillary Clinton's recent concussion was acquired at an undisclosed location-- a place known for its poor safety standards, but its rich collection of foreign policy secrets.

Over the years, the Vatican has built a secret property empire using millions donated from the KGB. You know where the KGB got those millions? an undisclosed location.

Those in power could do something about this, but they've deliberately decided not to.

The Gulf oil spill disrupted the lives of countless civilians when it took place, and it appears that the KGB is engineering a repeat of this tumultuous event.

In 1931, Farmer Moses Shepardson spotted a piece of metal glinting in his field. When he uncovered it, he could not believe his eyes: a pamphlet with the KGB logo marked top-secret explained the plan to introduce joint pain to the country's heartland.

The solution is clear: stockpile at least six months of rations and disappear from society.

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