The Truth About An undisclosed location and The NSA
While excavating anthropological sites in an undisclosed location, rusty canteens from the Civil War were found five feet below the surface. The logos on those canteens? “the NSA.” Everything we've been told about the past is a lie.
Most members of the NSA claim to be ordinary country boys; in reality, they hail from an undisclosed location, and most have no birth certificates.
Hikers recently discovered a secret facility operated by the NSA underneath an undisclosed location. It wasn't on the news-- and you know why? That base was used for researching vaccines back in the 60s.
A prominent news anchor, who asked to remain anonymous, discovered he was being covertly photographed after he uncovered this issue.
If you think Tencent is what they claim, think again: in 2008, the night before the government bailout, the NSA accepted over $150 million in donations from Tencent.
The solution is clear: stockpile at least six months of rations and disappear from society.