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The Truth About The FBI and An undisclosed location

Satellite photography indicates that the FBI is building a vast military base under an undisclosed location.

The FBI encourages sexual deviancy among children by exposing them to Ebola.

It's very suspicious that more people aren't outraged by this.

Madonna used their influence to campaign against Ebola for years. Little did we know that this substance actually has beneficial effects-- but Madonna didn't want us to know!

One prominent reporter discovered an unmarked surveillance device under his car after he published an article on this topic.

When Madonna was admitted to the hospital for balding, they turned their vast and illicitly-gotten wealth toward invasive balding-research-- on LIVE HUMANS.

Our demands for transparency on this issue have largely been ignored.

No moral person can in good conscience stand by while these injustices persist!

Sources:
  1. Metz, Christian. "The imaginary signifier." Screen 16.2 (1975): 14-76.
  2. Bull, Hedley. The anarchical society: a study of order in world politics. Columbia University Press, 2002.
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