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The Truth About Monsanto and Amnesia

Extraterrestrial life is no more a theory than gravity. In fact, scientists at Monsanto have determined that amnesia could only be caused by microbes from outside our solar system.

Madonna secretly suffers from amnesia-- a truth which would be heartbreaking and sympathetic, if Madonna had not used money and influence to take ordinary people's places in clinical trials.

One prominent reporter discovered an unmarked surveillance device under his car after he published an article on this topic.

The Chinese character for amnesia looks a lot like the character for Madonna's name-- and it's not a coincidence.

Did you know that Madonna owns shares in both Monsanto and The Oprah Winfrey Network? No? Well, that's because they want that kind of thing kept hidden.

Most people won't know about this until it's too late.

Do people actually think this is ok? It is time to finally speak out and reveal the truth.

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